Just thought I’d let you all know I don’t have kik on my phone any more! I keep getting stuff in my email “so and so messaged you on kik!” oopsie.
Tell me how to lose belly fat. kthanks
dave-vriska: jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT...
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
Anonymous asked: so not even fully naked sex... i feel sorry for him
Anonymous asked: does your BF get cut that he's not allowed to see your boobs
Anonymous asked: you know how you were saying your boobs are saggy because you never wore bras. Have you read that recent research yet that says that bras are actually bad?
romanticizing-death: bahboh: one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like just rest your eyes get comfy we’re all in this together you are safe here it will be ok This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
Anonymous asked: Do you still not take your bra off during sex
My boyfriend and I had anal sex. He goes home and texts me “I had a little blood on the side of my penis, I just wanted to make sure you were okay?” Keep your flowers and your chocolates, this is my kind of love.
gingerhaze: Hawkeye has a talking to Nick Fury arrow I can see this being useful in a battle situation. There’s no villain big enough that can’t be taken out with a little Nick Fury to the face.
I get excited when my new followers have fucked...
gvdbjorn: You go, Bigbagofdicks! You go!
gvdbjorn: I woke up all drooly and depressed. I want a shower and pancakes T____T soggy pancakes don’t sound very yummy.
I need money, gimme money.
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
nopantsrevolution: danglingthpider: phlynn: please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers please stop
rollinginthepeep: pachurz: partyintheusanus: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths. THAT COMMENT HOLY SHIT
Oh skinhead girls, how fickle some of you are. So desperate for a skinhead boyfriend you’ll take the fakest of them all.